Aziz has a Badass Fan Blog

This site is hilarious (Thanks Fake Century). It's based off of Aziz's comedy bit to have everyone declare on the internet that he is a badass. Well, now it has been proven. My favorite is the story titled "Aziz vs. Himself Times 900" when a reader, Matt, asks him how he'd beat an army of Aziz clones.

Matt, I am glad you asked this question. I knew it was bound to come up sooner or later, because it's like the game Street Fighter II, where eventually you have to fight yourself, and it's like, "Hey. There is nobody who can beat me except myself and oh no, now I'm up against this very situation." Yes. Except it's like several hundred of that.

And then after the clones are made, the Scientist tells them:

"I say kill Aziz. Here's what he looks like: He looks exactly like you do, except he's wearing a badass cowboy hat that fashion wise, he totally pulls off. So that's what he looks like. Go on now and kill him."

And you know what? The mad scientist would be right because Aziz would be wearing a cowboy hat at that exact moment. So now the audience would be thinking "Oh, this is great. Aziz is going to put his cowboy hat on the heads of the clones so that they end up killing each other or something. What a fucking genius move on Aziz's part." Yes. Well, why doesn't Aziz just fucking watch Gilmore Girls while he is at it?